Mad Max

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All quotes were transcribed (rather than copied from a script) by a good friend of mine.



I am the Nightrider! I am a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am an out-of-controller! I am the Chosen One! The mighty hand of Vengeance! Sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rolling dice! Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road right to freedom!

-NIGHTRIDER
(Thanks to Kreg and Interdictor for the correction)


MAX: I'm scared, Fifi. Do you know why? It's that rat circus out there. I'm beginning to enjoy it.

FIFI: What is this, Funny Week?

MAX: Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, you know? A terminal crazy. Only I got a bronze badge to say I'm one of the good guys. You know what I'm trying to say?


The chain on those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'll take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five minutes.

-MAX


People don't believe in heroes anymore.

-FIFI


The Nightrider. That is his name [...] Remember him when you look at the night sky.

-TOECUTTER


'Anything I say.' What a wonderful philosophy you have.

-TOECUTTER


This is a threshold moment, Johnny. Step through!

-TOECUTTER


They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well damn them! You and me, Max. We're gonna give'em back their heroes!

-FIFI


Don't change the subject.

-TOECUTTER


I hate guns!

-TOECUTTER