Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

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All quotes were transcribed (rather than copied from a script) by a good friend of mine.

What's a little fallout, heh? Have a nice day!

-WATER VENDOR

Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing. And killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned, by the dust of them all...Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves.

-DR. DEALGOOD

He's the ball-cracker. Death on foot. You know him. You love him! He's Blaster! (Blaster enters Thunderdome.) The challenger: direct from out of the wasteland! He's bad, he's beautiful, he's crazy! It's...It's the man with no name! (Max enters Thunderdome)

-DR. DEALGOOD

All our lives hang by a thread. Now we got a man waiting for sentence. But ain't it the truth: you take your chances with the law, justice is only a roll of the dice. A flip of the coin. A turn... of the Wheel.

-DR. DEALGOOD

This you know, the years travel fast. And time after time, I've done the Tell. But this ain't one 'body's Tell. It's the Tell of us all. And you gotta listen it, and 'member, 'cuz what you hears today, you gotta tell the newborn tomorrow. I was lookin' behind us now. Into history, back. I see those of us that got the luck and started the haul for home. And I 'members how it led us here and how we was heartful 'cuz we'd seen what there once was. One look, and we knew we'd got it straight. Those who had gone before had the knowin' and doin' of things beyond our reckonin'. Even beyond our dreamin'.

Time counts and keeps countin'. And we knows now, finding the trick of what's being and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our track. We gotta travel it, and there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna lead. Still, in all, every night we does the Tell, so that we 'member who we was, and where we came from. But most of all, we 'members the man who finded us, him that came the salvage. And we lights the city, not just for him, but for all of them that are still out there, 'cuz we knows, there'll come a night when they sees the distant light, and they'll be comin' home.

-SAVANNAH

MAX:I've got skills, I could trade them.

THE COLLECTOR:Sorry, the brothel's full.

Congratulations! You're the first to survive the audition!

-AUNTIE

MAX:Bullshit.

AUNTIE:Pig shit.

MAX:I see a big guy giving a little guy a piggyback.

AUNTIE:Master Blaster. They're a unit. They even share the same name.

Welcome, to another edition of Thunderdome!

-AUNTIE

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls: dyin' time's here!

-DR. DEALGOOD

Remember where you are. This is Thunderdome. Death is listening, and will take the first man that screams.

-AUNTIE

I know you won't break the rules: there aren't any.

-DR. DEALGOOD

I know you won't break the rules: there aren't any.

--DR. DEALGOOD

I'm the guy who keeps Mr. Dead in his pocket.

-MAX

Well, ain't we a pair... Raggedy Man.

-AUNTIE