I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worst when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around and the fact you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
-A poem by Catherine

- 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

-THE ACCUSED

Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss
-Gomez speaking of his wife, Morticia

-The ADDAMS FAMILY

Bernadette: No, I'll join this converation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!
Tick: Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?

Oh, for goodness sake get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood.
-Felicia

- The ADVENTURES of PRISCILLA, QUEEN of the DESERT (1994)

Nature Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.
-Rose to Charlie

Oh, Charlie, we're having our first quarrel.
-Rose to Charlie, almost said happily, after arguing on who should stay on board and blow up the boat to help out their side of the war

By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution
-Bull agreeing to marry Rose and Charlie before their execution

-THE AFRICAN QUEEN

You've heard of the golden rule? He who has the gold, maked the rules.
-Jafar to Aladdin

- ALADDIN

The moral of the story is this: everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy, and everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend, and if you're warm and happy, no matter where you are, you should just keep your big mouth shut.

-Electra, ASSASSINS

Another glorious Day in the corps. Day in the Marine corps is like a day on a farm: every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. I love the corps!
-Sargent Apone

-ALIENS

I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a friggin' bone here. I'm the boss -- need the info.
-Dr. Evil

Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.
-Austin

Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby?
-Austin

Scott : I hate you.
Dr. Evil Can I have a hug?
Scott : No.
Dr. Evil : Give me a hug.
Scott : No way.
Dr. Evil : Come here.
Scott : I'm not coming over there.
Dr. Evil : Let's go.
Scott : Forget it.
Dr. Evil : Pronto.
Scott : What are you doing?
Dr. Evil : I'm hip. (Dr. Evil Macorena) Well, don't look at me like I'm figgin' Frankenstein. Give you father a hug.
Scott : Get away from me you lazy-eyed psycho!

-AUSTIN POWERS:International Man of Mystery

Christmas...Christmas dinner, yeah. Dinner means death. Death means carnage! Christmas means carnage!
-Ferdinand the Duck

-BABE

An angel does not make love, an angel *is* love.
-Pygar

-BARBARELLA (1968)

Where I work, we have only one rule. We can't write anything longer than the average person can read during the average crap.
-Michael

This is a big decision. I'll get back to you in the third quarter.
-Meg to Michael

I don't know why anyone does anything. I don't know why I chose these socks this morning.
-Nick to the group,his thoughts on why Alex commited suicide

I haven't met that many happy people in my life. How do they act?
-Chloe to the group, about if her lover Alex was happy

A long time ago we knew each other for a short period...It was easy back then. No one had a cushier berth than we did. It's not surprising our friendship could survive that. It's only out there inthe real world that it gets tough.
-Nick to the group

-THE BIG CHILL

I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings.
-Marlowe to Vivian

- THE BIG SLEEP

I liked it for the most selfish reason of all, because i was young. We all were, me Epstein and Wykowski, Selridge, Carney, Hennesey, and even Sergeant Toomey. I didn't really like most of those guys then, but today I love every damn one of them. Life is weird, you know.
-Eugene's voice over at the end

-BILOXI BLUES

What's wrong with dying? 'Cause life is too precious a gift. That's why. Because the first duty of life is to live.
-Stroud

-BIRDMAN OF ALCATRAZ

Wake up. Time to die.
-Leon to Deckard

I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments, he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life. My life.
-Deckard narrating about why Roy Batty an android spared his life after trying to kill him,

-BLADE RUNNER

It's not the same on film is it? I mean, you know it's real, but it's like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side.
-Joshua Leonard, [Looking through Heather's camera]

Because this is America! We've exhausted all of our natural resources!
-Heather Donahue, [Why the woods aren't big enough to get lost in]

-The BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)

There are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge and experience. Sometimes, it's necessary to take risk.
-Beaumont to Williams, trying to get her to solve a mystery

- BLUE VELVET

Alone bad. Friend good. Friend good!
-the Monster to Heggie

I'll wait here for a bit. I rather like this place
-Dr.Pretorius, inside a tomb

This is no life for murderers.
-Karl, sneaking out of a cemetary after grave robbing

Made me from dead. I love dead. Hate living.
-Monster, talking about his creator

- THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

I am a child of Cosmopolitan culture, have been traumatized by supermodels and too many quizzes and know that neither my personality nor my body is up to it if left to its own devices.

-Bridget Jone's Diary by Helen Fielding *

Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well, there haven't been any quiet moments.
-David Huxley

-Bringing Up Baby (1938)

There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.
(...)
By seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it is true. When I say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are...glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect...because I am not limited by my eyesight. Women react to me in the way they do, Don Octavio, because they sense that I search out the beauty that lies within until it overwhelms everything else. And then they cannot avoid their desire, to release that beauty and envelope me in it. So, to answer your question, I see as clear as day that this great edifice in which we find ourselves is your villa. It is your home and as for you, Don Octavio DeFlores, you are a great lover like myself, even though you may have lost your way and your accent. Shall I continue?
-Don Juan

-DON JUAN DEMARCO (1995)

Goodie-two-shoes: Tell me, I'd like to know. What did my blood taste like?
The Filthy Beast: Delicious...now come on.
Goodie-two-shoes: No, no, no, no...I'm being serious. What did it taste like?
The Filthy Beast: Well, how would I know, I'm not a vampire.
Goodie-two-shoes: Oh, oh...was it salty?
The Filthy Beast: A little salty.
Goodie-two-shoes: Too salty!
The Filthy Beast: No, it was just right.
Goodie-two-shoes: No...you thought it was too salty. I can tell, you didn't like it.
The Filthy Beast: No, no, I liked it.
Goodie-two-shoes: Oh, really?
The Filthy Beast: I liked it.
Goodie-two-shoes: You're not just saying that?
The Filthy Beast: Great blood!

-The Filthy Beast (Cary Grant) and Goodie-two-shoes (Leslie Caron)

-FATHER GOOSE (1964)

Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
-Ferris

-FERRIS BULLER'S DAY OFF

*This was a wonderful mid-80s movie about a guy and his need to enjoy life to the fullest, even if it means skipping school (he's a genius in his methods) to do it. It's a romping stomp in a day in the life of a teenager.

It's only after we've lost everything that we are free to do anything.

- Fight Club *

I think men were made in the Devil's image, and women were created out of 'God', 'cause, after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men, 'cause, let's face it, the Devil is a hell of a lot more interesting.
-Anne to Jack

- THE FISHER KING

I just want to eat you up. That's why old ladies pinch babies. It's the flesh. It just makes you crazy.
-Quaife to Brundle, giving him his spark of inspiration

No. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
-Quaife to Tawny, Brundles date after he's become Brundlefly

It mated us, me and the fly. We haven't even been properly introduced.
-Brundlefly

I'm becoming...Brundlefly. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two?
-Brundlefly to Quaife

Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects don't have politics. They're very brutal. No compassion. No compromise. We can't be trusted.
-Brundlefly on becoming a man-fly

-THE FLY (1986)

Drill Instructor: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!

Drill Instructor: (in cadence) This is my rifle, this is my gun.
Recruits: This is for fighting, this is for fun.
Drill Instructor: This is my rifle, this is my gun.
Recruits: This is for fighting, this is for fun

-FULL METAL JACKET

God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
-Kate Libby

Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right.
-Cereal Killer

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things. What? It's Corinthians one, chapter thirteen verse eleven.
-Cereal Killer

-HACKERS

Prosser: But the plans were on display.
Arthur Dent: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar.
Prosser: That's the display department.
Arthur Dent: With a torch.
Prosser: The lights had probably gone.
Arthur Dent: So had the stairs.
Prosser: But you did see the notice, didn't you?
Arthur Dent: Oh, yes. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign outside the door saying "Beware of the Leopard." Ever thought of going into advertising?

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light years away, you know. I'm sorry, but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own lookout. Energize the demolition beam. I don't know. Apathetic bloody planet. I have no sympathy at all.

-The HITCHHICKER's GUIDE To The GALAXY (1981, BBC mini-series)

Men aren't attentive to girls with glasses.
-M. Monroe

-HOW To MARRY A MILLIONAIRE

I'm not gonna waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.
-Hooper to Vaughn

- JAWS

Do you rember telling George what this hallow is above the upper lip? Before he was born, you said, he knew all the secrets of life and death, and then at the moment of his birth, an angel came and put his finger right there, and sealed his lips.
-McLeod to Temple

- KEY LARGO

For more LEAVING LAS VEGAS quotes.

Charlie: What is this..a kind of torture thing?
Bad Guy: Torture, yes. A woman's face never looks quite so beautiful as when it's distended in pain. Witness the beauty of childbirth.
Charlie: Untie me and I'll make any face you want.
Bad Guy: Let's not and say we did. We're going to do the torture thing.

-when Charlie is tied to a watermill wheel and being dunked into the cold water

- THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT

Change can be so constant, you don't even feel the difference until there is one.

-George

- Life as a House

You need brains, and I need legs; and the Wizard of Oz doesn't live in South Cincinnati.
-Kevin

It sometimes seems like the whole world has just seen me on "America's Most Wanted."
-Max

You see, my son, Kevin, has been called names and made fun of his whole life. When you've been made fun of as much, you find another place to live, and he's found that place up here, in his mind. Kevin lives in a world of books, and words, and things I don't even understand. I do know this: Kevin would trade it all for a chance to be normal, to have a friend, and to do what other kids do. Max Casey has given that chance. Well, I'm not going to let that get taken away from my boy.
-Gwen

Every word is part of a picture. Every sentence is a picture. All you do, is let your imagination connect them together. If you have an imagination that is.
-Kevin Dillon

-THE MIGHTY (1998)

I sold flowers. I didn't sell myself. Now you've made a lady of me, I'm not fit to sell anything else.

-Eliza to Higgins

- MY FAIR LADY

Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.
-Joan

-PLAYING By HEART

Life is pain. Anybody that tells you differently is selling something.

- William Goldman, "The Princess bride"

I remember the First War. The way the sky burned, the faces of angles destroyed. I saw a third of Heaven's legion banished and the creation of Hell. I stood with my brothers and watched Lucifer Fall, but now my brothers are not brothers, and we have come here where we are mortal to steal the Dark Soul, not yet Lucifer's, to serve our Cause. I have always obeyed, but I never thought that War would happen again.
-The Angel Simon

Do you know how you got that dent in your top lip? Way back ... before you were born ...I told you a secret. Then I put my finger there ... and I said "Shhhhh".
-The Archangel Gabriel

*This is a movie that came out in 1995 and released on video early this year. As the quote states the Second War is about to begin if the Arch Angel Gabriel cannot be stopped in time. Even if this isn't "Oscar" material the unique view of the bibles stories and the interpretation of angels is rather interesting.

Cast: Christopher Walken, Virginia Madsen, Eric Stoltz, Amanda Plummer, Elias Koteas
Director and Writer: Gregory Widen

-THE PROPHECY

For more THE PROPHECY quotes.

From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns--for instance--you--DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.

- Gus, The Ref

Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!
-Grumpy

-SNOW WHITE and The SEVEN DWARFS (1937)
BTW, I find this to be one of the most sexist lines in any movie, let alone an animated "childrens" film that I've heard.

Tank Girl: This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad.

[The Rippers are deciding what to do with Tank Girl and Jet Girl.]
T-Saint: I say we kill 'em!
Donner: I say we hump 'em.

Tank Girl: Ladies, lock up your sons!

Donner: Wanna dance?
Jet: I don't know how.
Donner: It's okay, I brought the condoms!

Tank Girl: Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.

Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.

Tank Girl: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

Tank Girl: I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!

Tank Girl: I'm too young for this shit!

-TANK GIRL (1995)

I've been looking for somebody all my life who would discover me.
-Rose

-TIMECODE

Its amazing. You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.
-Sally Albright

-WHEN HARRY MET SALLY... (1989)

I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet, so, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the shit-storm of all time.
- Fox Mulder speaking to a bartender while he is drunk

But you saved me. As difficult and frustrating as it's been sometimes, your God-damned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over. You kept me honest. You made me a whole person. I owe you everything, and you owe me nothing. I don't know if I want to do this alone. I don't even know if I can.
- Fox Mulder to Dana Scully

He is but one man. One man alone cannot fight the future.
- Strughold

And if I quit now, they win.
- Fox Mulder

-X-Files: FIGHT The FUTURE

Man is born crying. When he's cried enough, he dies.
-The JESTER

Killers kill, squealers squeal.
-Poiccard/Laszlo to Franchini, BEATHLESS

You know what a camera is? A mirror with memory.
-Unknown

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