Scenes and Quotes by Spike

Dictionary of English slang and colloquialisms of the UK

London Slang

The Lexicon of Thieves Cant is based on the "Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit and Pickpocket Eloquence." printed in 1811, and based on the dictionary compiled by Captain Grose in 1785.


Spike in high voice: "How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?
Spike in low voice: No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire,
but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth.
(Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands)

No, not the hair! Never the hair!
Spike in high voice: But there must be someway I can show my appreciation.
Spike in low voice: No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a
magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!
Spike in high voice:
I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so…
Spike in low voice: Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!"
Spike lights a cigarette while he watches Angel lead Rachel away.
Spike: "Go on with you. Play the big, strapping hero while you can. You have a few surprises coming your way. - The ring of Amarra - a visit from your old pal Spike, - and, oh yeah, - your gruesome, horrible death." (smiles)
-from "In The Dark" Season 1 EP 3 (#3) "Angel" Written by Doug Petrie
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