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Scenes
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Dictionary
of English slang and colloquialisms of the UK
London
Slang
The
Lexicon of Thieves Cant is
based on the "Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. A Dictionary
of Buckish Slang, University Wit and Pickpocket Eloquence." printed
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(He
shoves her aside and leans against the bedpost, calming down.)
Spike: She wouldn't even kill me.
( He drops the broken bottle, walks around Willow and sits down
next to her.)
Spike: She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off
my head or set me on fire. (sniffs) I mean, is that too much
to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?
(He pauses for a moment to inhale and exhale deeply.)
Spike: It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said
I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told
her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time,
but she didn't care. So, we got to Brazil, and she was... she was
just different. I gave her everything: beautiful jewels, beautiful
dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy.
And she would fliiirt! (sniffs) I caught her on a park bench,
making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon?
They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting.
(He looks at Willow's pretty young face and strokes her silky auburn
hair.)
Spike: She only did it to hurt me. (he takes his hand off
of her) So I said, 'I'm not putting up with this anymore.' And
she said, 'Fine!' And I said, 'Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!'
And then she said... she said we could still be friends. (leans
over and sobs on Willow's shoulder) God, I'm so unhappy!
Willow: (tentatively pats his knee) There, there.
Spike: I mean, friends! How could she be so cruel?
-from "Lover's Walk" Season 3 Ep. 8 (#42) "BtVS" Written
by Dan Vebber |
(The
kitchen at the Summers house. Joyce picks up the teakettle from the
stove and takes it over to the island, where she pours some into a
cup for Spike to make hot chocolate.)
Spike: So I'm strolling through the park, looking for a meal,
and I happen to walk by, and she's making out with the chaos demon!
And so I said, 'You know, I don't have to put up with this.' And she
said, 'Fine!' So I said, 'Fine, do whatever you like!' I mean, I thought
we were going to make up, you know.
Joyce: (sits across from him) Well, she sounds very
unreasonable.
Spike: She is. She's out of her mind. (sniffs)
That's what I miss most about her. (smiles)
Joyce: Well, Spike, sometimes even when two people seem right
for each other, their lives just take different paths. When Buffy's
father and I...
Spike: (interrupts) No, this is different. Our love
was eternal. Literally. (calms down) You got any of those little
marshmallows?
-from "Lover's Walk" Season 3 Ep. 8 (#42) "BtVS" Written
by Dan Vebber |
Spike:
(yells) What do you know? It's your fault, the both of you!
She belongs with me. (sobs) I'm nothing without her.
Buffy: That I'll have to agree with. You're pathetic, you know
that? You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser.
Spike: Yeah. You're one to talk. (goes back to looking for
stuff)
Buffy: Meaning?
Spike: (faces them) The last time I looked in on you
two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes
at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave. (turns
away)
Buffy: I don't know what you're talking about.
Spike: Oh, yeah. You're just friends.
Angel: That's right.
Spike: (faces them) You're *not* friends. You'll never
be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight,
and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver,
but you'll never be friends. (points at his temple) Love isn't
brains, children, it's blood... (clasps his chest) blood screaming
inside you to work its will.
(Neither Buffy nor Angel want to hear this.)
Spike: *I* may be love's bitch, but at least *I'm* man
enough to admit it.
-from "Lover's Walk" Season 3 Ep. 8 (#42) "BtVS" Written
by Dan Vebber |
Buffy:
Could we just do the damn spell now?
Spike: Oh, sod the spell. (waves it off) Your friends
are at the factory.
( Buffy and Angel can't believe their gullibility.)
Spike: (smiling) I'm really glad I came here, you know?
I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody
else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, (stands
proud) the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in
the first place: I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture
her until she likes me again.
(He walks past them toward the back door. Just before he goes out
he turns back.)
Spike:(smiles thoughtfully) Love's a funny
thing. (He heads out the back.)
-from "Lover's Walk" Season 3 Ep. 8 (#42) "BtVS" Written
by Dan Vebber |
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